Nothing symbolizes Easter more than the resurrection of Malphonia to celebrate fertility and other questionable mating rituals on Dyngus Day. Join us April 13th from 2-5pm at Forest City Brewery and 6:30-8:30 at Prosperity Social Club. We will be exploring our vast ethnomusicological repertoire to bring you festive dances, ballads, and other knee-slapping ditties for […]
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Join Malphonia for an Oktoberfest celebration at Forest City Brewery, featuring Cleveland’s oldest beer garden. We’ll provide the Euro street band music, and they’ll provide the beer.
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Summer is time for outdoor fun, as well as al fresco performances by your favorite rock star neutral chamber group. And this summer is no exception, as we bring our eclectic and dubious repertoire to two intimate outdoor venues. RESCHEDULED DUE TO RAIN! Join us on Tuesday, August 6th September 3rd at the Tremont Farmers […]
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Clevelanders of a certain age will bond over the epic tale of the Lawson’s 40 hour orange juice delivery. It’s our great privilege and pleasure to bring you this glorious rendition of a local classic.
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Malphonia has been providing entertainment for the local Dyngus Day celebration for the past 37 years straight, and this year is no exception. Join us April 22 from 2-5 at Toast in Detroit-Shoreway and at Prosperity Social Club in Tremont from 6:30-8:30. We will play polkas, polka-like songs, and polka styled “music”. Bring your pussy […]
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We conclude our 2018 Library Tour on 10/26 at the Millard Fillmore Presidential Library, 15617 Waterloo Rd, Cleveland, at 8pm. Join us for the usual questionable mix of forgotten favorites and arcane tunes, all presented in our signature Rockstar Neutral™️ style.
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Join us on Tuesday, October 2, when we bring our worldly repertoire to the literati of the library. We will globe-trot via the music of many nations as we perform at the Fairview Park Library, 21255 Lorain Rd., at 7PM. Bossa your way through Brazil and polka out of Poland, tarantella through Italy and keep […]
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Join us for the first gig in our Make Irony Great Again (MIRGA) tour, as we bring our Rock Star Neutral ironic stylings to the mysterious, off-the-grid Iron Ward Festival on July 9, at 7pm, Dan Kane Park, E65 & Kenyon Ave, in Slavic Village.
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Join us for our annual Dyngus Day Tour, April 2, 2018 at Toast CLE from 3-5PM, andProsperity Social Club from 6:30-8:30. We will feature a repertoire heavy with polkas, both traditional and questionable.
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We’re thrilled to help out with a great cause this Friday, 12/22, at the Happy Dog West: The American Red Cross Blood Donors’ Bloodmobile is swinging by the Happy Dog Friday, December 22 for a blood drive! Donate any time from 3-8 pm, and then pop into the Dog to receive a complimentary side […]
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