We conclude our 2018 Library Tour on 10/26 at the Millard Fillmore Presidential Library, 15617 Waterloo Rd, Cleveland, at 8pm. Join us for the usual questionable mix of forgotten favorites and arcane tunes, all presented in our signature Rockstar Neutral™️ style.
Join us for the first gig in our Make Irony Great Again (MIRGA) tour, as we bring our Rock Star Neutral ironic stylings to the mysterious, off-the-grid Iron Ward Festival on July 9, at 7pm, Dan Kane Park, E65 & Kenyon Ave, in Slavic Village.
Join us for our annual Dyngus Day Tour, April 2, 2018 at Toast CLE from 3-5PM, andProsperity Social Club from 6:30-8:30. We will feature a repertoire heavy with polkas, both traditional and questionable.
We’re thrilled to help out with a great cause this Friday, 12/22, at the Happy Dog West: The American Red Cross Blood Donors’ Bloodmobile is swinging by the Happy Dog Friday, December 22 for a blood drive! Donate any time from 3-8 pm, and then pop into the Dog to receive a complimentary side of pierogis for your donation!
Stick around for a special festive holiday happy hour with Malphonia from 6-8:30!
Come do some good for the world and yourself before the holiday madness truly kicks in!
We’re thrilled to kick off our 2017 Fall Library Tour at the Fairview Park branch on Thursday, 10/26/17, 7-8:30 PM, located at 21255 Lorain Road
Fairview Park, OH, 44126. Our program, which we humbly call “Three Centuries of Song”, will bring our historic/nostalgic un-amplified repertoire to possibly the most quiet venue of our career.
Dust off your library card and mark your calendars, you’ll have a “barrel of fun” (so to speak).
Join Malphonia as we kick off the Oktoberfest season on September 3 at Civilization in Tremont (at the corner of W 11 and Kenilworth). We will feature our three century spanning repertoire played in unique fashion on brass and accordion, with special emphasis on the oom-pah.
Join us Friday, July 14th for a private recital and shed show, featuring 3 Star Hotdogs and our own mascot Spanky. We will provide unsanctioned entertainment from 7-10pm at a need-to-know location somewhere in the heart of Tremont.
Tip: locate the sound of insufferable strumming, then head west and follow the smell of roasting wieners. If you see a tuba, you’re in the right place. Flash the secret hand signal and you’re in! Be cool, don’t let the po-po know what’s going down!
Malphonia is thrilled to bringing our summer festival tour to Slavic Village for two dates this Summer. Join us as part of the Slavic Village Market on Monday, June 12, and July 31 from 5-7PM. The Slavic Village Market, located at the corner of Fleet Ave and E. 52nd St., features local vendors in a once a week farmers market in the historic Slavic Village Neighborhood.