38th Annual Dyngus Double Header

Malphonia has been providing entertainment for the local Dyngus Day celebration for the past 37 years straight, and this year is no exception.

Join us April 22 from 2-5 at Toast in Detroit-Shoreway and at Prosperity Social Club in Tremont from 6:30-8:30.

We will play polkas, polka-like songs, and polka styled “music”. Bring your pussy willows, but please don’t touch the instruments or the instrumentalists.

Band photo from our first Dingus Day, 1981
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Malphonia Library Tour 2018: The Millard Fillmore

We conclude our 2018 Library Tour on 10/26 at the Millard Fillmore Presidential Library, 15617 Waterloo Rd, Cleveland, at 8pm. Join us for the usual questionable mix of forgotten favorites and arcane tunes, all presented in our signature Rockstar Neutral™️ style.

Malphonia Around the World

Join us on Tuesday, October 2, when we bring our worldly repertoire to the literati of the library. We will globe-trot via the music of many nations as we perform at the Fairview Park Library, 21255 Lorain Rd., at 7PM.

Bossa your way through Brazil and polka out of Poland, tarantella through Italy and keep on truckin’ to Ohio, all in a Tuesday evening. Admission is free, so bring a guest and tell them it’s on you!

Pints for Pierogies 12/22 at the Happy Dog

 

We’re thrilled to help out with a great cause this Friday, 12/22, at the Happy Dog West: The American Red Cross Blood Donors’ Bloodmobile is swinging by the Happy Dog Friday, December 22 for a blood drive! Donate any time from 3-8 pm, and then pop into the Dog to receive a complimentary side of pierogis for your donation!

Stick around for a special festive holiday happy hour with Malphonia from 6-8:30!

Come do some good for the world and yourself before the holiday madness truly kicks in!

SHHHHHHH! Fall Library Tour

We’re thrilled to kick off our 2017 Fall Library Tour at the Fairview Park branch on Thursday, 10/26/17, 7-8:30 PM, located at 21255 Lorain Road
Fairview Park, OH, 44126
. Our program, which we humbly call “Three Centuries of Song”, will bring our historic/nostalgic un-amplified repertoire to possibly the most quiet venue of our career.

Dust off your library card and mark your calendars, you’ll have a “barrel of fun” (so to speak).

Super Secret Shed Recital and Hot Dog Spectacular

Join us Friday, July 14th for a private recital and shed show, featuring 3 Star Hotdogs and our own mascot Spanky. We will provide unsanctioned entertainment from 7-10pm at a need-to-know location somewhere in the heart of Tremont.

Tip: locate the sound of insufferable strumming, then head west and follow the smell of roasting wieners. If you see a tuba, you’re in the right place. Flash the secret hand signal and you’re in! Be cool, don’t let the po-po know what’s going down!

 

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Slavic Village here we come!

Malphonia is thrilled to bringing our summer festival tour to Slavic Village for two dates this Summer. Join us as part of the Slavic Village Market on Monday, June 12, and July 31 from 5-7PM. The Slavic Village Market, located at the corner of Fleet Ave and E. 52nd St., features local vendors in a once a week farmers market in the historic Slavic Village Neighborhood.