Pints for Pierogies 12/22 at the Happy Dog


We’re thrilled to help out with a great cause this Friday, 12/22, at the Happy Dog West: The American Red Cross Blood Donors’ Bloodmobile is swinging by the Happy Dog Friday, December 22 for a blood drive! Donate any time from 3-8 pm, and then pop into the Dog to receive a complimentary side of pierogis for your donation!

Stick around for a special festive holiday happy hour with Malphonia from 6-8:30!

Come do some good for the world and yourself before the holiday madness truly kicks in!


SHHHHHHH! Fall Library Tour

We’re thrilled to kick off our 2017 Fall Library Tour at the Fairview Park branch on Thursday, 10/26/17, 7-8:30 PM, located at 21255 Lorain Road
Fairview Park, OH, 44126
. Our program, which we humbly call “Three Centuries of Song”, will bring our historic/nostalgic un-amplified repertoire to possibly the most quiet venue of our career.

Dust off your library card and mark your calendars, you’ll have a “barrel of fun” (so to speak).

Super Secret Shed Recital and Hot Dog Spectacular

Join us Friday, July 14th for a private recital and shed show, featuring 3 Star Hotdogs and our own mascot Spanky. We will provide unsanctioned entertainment from 7-10pm at a need-to-know location somewhere in the heart of Tremont.

Tip: locate the sound of insufferable strumming, then head west and follow the smell of roasting wieners. If you see a tuba, you’re in the right place. Flash the secret hand signal and you’re in! Be cool, don’t let the po-po know what’s going down!



Slavic Village here we come!

Malphonia is thrilled to bringing our summer festival tour to Slavic Village for two dates this Summer. Join us as part of the Slavic Village Market on Monday, June 12, and July 31 from 5-7PM. The Slavic Village Market, located at the corner of Fleet Ave and E. 52nd St., features local vendors in a once a week farmers market in the historic Slavic Village Neighborhood.

Brunch at CHA 

Spend Sunday afternoon, June 11 at 1PM, with Malphonia at CHA Pizza and Spirits in Battery Park. They’ll have the brunch, we’ll bring the brunch themed tunes, such as Brunch of Alabama, Bye Bye Brunch Bird, I’m in the Mood for Brunch, Brunch from Ipanema, Bloody Mary for Two, Brunch Brunch Dombroski, Habanera Omelette, Java, Roll Out the Bacon, French Toast of Your Mind, and many others! 

Dyngus Double Header

Catch Malphonia (and requisite bear) at TWO venues for Dyngus Day Cleveland 2017. We start the polka-tivities from 3-5 at Toast CLE on W 65th, and continue on that evening from 6:30-8:30 at Prosperity Social Club in Tremont. As always, we will play our three-century-spanning repertoire, featuring classical and opera polkas, jazz polkas, samba polkas, swing polkas, punk polkas, and techno polkas.

Thanksgiving Eve at the Millard Fillmore

Join Malphonia on that magical night before Thanksgiving at the Millard Fillmore Presidential Library 8:30-11:30 PM, when friends go out with goodwill and joy, before it all comes crashing down the next day in bloated excess and family tension.
Malphonia will bring our set of danceable and hummable tunes, spanning the centuries of popular music.

Mr X, post election
Mr X, post election