SHHHHHHH! Fall Library Tour

We’re thrilled to kick off our 2017 Fall Library Tour at the Fairview Park branch on Thursday, 10/26/17, 7-8:30 PM, located at 21255 Lorain Road Fairview Park, OH, 44126. Our program, which we humbly call “Three Centuries of Song”, will bring our historic/nostalgic un-amplified repertoire to possibly the most quiet venue of our career. Dust off […]

Maltoberfest!

Join Malphonia as we kick off the Oktoberfest season on September 3 at Civilization in Tremont (at the corner of W 11 and Kenilworth). We will feature our three century spanning repertoire played in unique fashion on brass and accordion, with special emphasis on the oom-pah.

Super Secret Shed Recital and Hot Dog Spectacular

Join us Friday, July 14th for a private recital and shed show, featuring 3 Star Hotdogs and our own mascot Spanky. We will provide unsanctioned entertainment from 7-10pm at a need-to-know location somewhere in the heart of Tremont. Tip: locate the sound of insufferable strumming, then head west and follow the smell of roasting wieners. […]

Slavic Village here we come!

Malphonia is thrilled to bringing our summer festival tour to Slavic Village for two dates this Summer. Join us as part of the Slavic Village Market on Monday, June 12, and July 31 from 5-7PM. The Slavic Village Market, located at the corner of Fleet Ave and E. 52nd St., features local vendors in a once […]

Brunch at CHA

Spend Sunday afternoon, June 11 at 1PM, with Malphonia at CHA Pizza and Spirits in Battery Park. They’ll have the brunch, we’ll bring the brunch themed tunes, such as Brunch of Alabama, Bye Bye Brunch Bird, I’m in the Mood for Brunch, Brunch from Ipanema, Bloody Mary for Two, Brunch Brunch Dombroski, Habanera Omelette, Java, Roll […]

Dyngus Double Header

Catch Malphonia (and requisite bear) at TWO venues for Dyngus Day Cleveland 2017. We start the polka-tivities from 3-5 at Toast CLE on W 65th, and continue on that evening from 6:30-8:30 at Prosperity Social Club in Tremont. As always, we will play our three-century-spanning repertoire, featuring classical and opera polkas, jazz polkas, samba polkas, […]

Malphonia Unpresidented

Join us on February 17, 2017 at the Millard Fillmore Presidential Library, as we play our so-called music at one of the great libraries they made for presidents. The place is totally unpresidented. It’s amazing. Millard Fillmore is doing great things! We’ll be there at 8:30 all set up and BING BING BING.

Wintertide at Toast

Join us on December 3 as we bring our unique blend of maudlin cheer to the Gordon Square Wintertide Festival. We’ll be warming our embouchures and what-nots at Toast , one of our favorite venues for rock-star neutral musical stylings. Special bonus: Select holiday oriented tunes!

Thanksgiving Eve at the Millard Fillmore

Join Malphonia on that magical night before Thanksgiving at the Millard Fillmore Presidential Library 8:30-11:30 PM, when friends go out with goodwill and joy, before it all comes crashing down the next day in bloated excess and family tension. Malphonia will bring our set of danceable and hummable tunes, spanning the centuries of popular music.

Happy Dog Happy Hour with Malphonia

Join us on Friday, November 11 from 6-8PM at the Happy Dog for an exhilarating set of vaguely familiar tunes, curated especially for your happiness. As always, we will feature a unique blend of standards, comedy, opera, melodrama, and musical high-jinks to ease you into the weekend. Refresh your belly with beer wieners while we […]