The Switch Kiss Tour: Dyngus 2020

Nothing symbolizes Easter more than the resurrection of Malphonia to celebrate fertility and other questionable mating rituals on Dyngus Day. Join us April 13th from 2-5pm at Forest City Brewery and 6:30-8:30 at Prosperity Social Club. We will be exploring our vast ethnomusicological repertoire to bring you festive dances, ballads, and other knee-slapping ditties for […]

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Summer is time for outdoor fun, as well as al fresco performances by your favorite rock star neutral chamber group. And this summer is no exception, as we bring our eclectic and dubious repertoire to two intimate outdoor venues. RESCHEDULED DUE TO RAIN! Join us on Tuesday, August 6th September 3rd at the Tremont Farmers […]

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Big O!

Clevelanders of a certain age will bond over the epic tale of the Lawson’s 40 hour orange juice delivery. It’s our great privilege and pleasure to bring you this glorious rendition of a local classic.

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38th Annual Dyngus Double Header

Malphonia has been providing entertainment for the local Dyngus Day celebration for the past 37 years straight, and this year is no exception. Join us April 22 from 2-5 at Toast in Detroit-Shoreway and at Prosperity Social Club in Tremont from 6:30-8:30. We will play polkas, polka-like songs, and polka styled “music”. Bring your pussy […]

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Malphonia Around the World

Join us on Tuesday, October 2, when we bring our worldly repertoire to the literati of the library. We will globe-trot via the music of many nations as we perform at the Fairview Park Library, 21255 Lorain Rd., at 7PM. Bossa your way through Brazil and polka out of Poland, tarantella through Italy and keep […]

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